Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No time for weaklings here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every fiber of the action.
- Forget that lame stuff you’ve been reading.
- That where the real excitement is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, powerful trip.
We're not demanding. We’re just saying you the truth.
fellas: Dude Nail This chick Immediately Tonight
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Delay around with BS, just Hit that already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Man up, I know you want to.
Help! These Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Perhaps It's Time I Call the Police.
- For Real| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Honestly, I just want to Live My Life in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Get Fucking Lit
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta crank it up and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will make you lose your mind.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. here You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.